We here, at Coop de Kitchen, are dedicated to the stumbling towards the Nirvana of slow living, slow food, and happenstance gardening. We proclaim to the world that the perfection of this can only be attained through the precision of blind, creative, frenzy! But what is the point of all this? Nothing less than undermining the fascistic geometry of the cultural paradigm! We shall prevail by hurling the ammunition of nom-nom bombs into the wonder-awed oral cavity of your eyes!